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Corinne Cumming

DYKE Systems LTD

Thu 11 Jun 2026 and Fri 12 Jun 2026
Sally and Susan aren’t your average suburban women. They're business women. And you’re invited to the most prestigious seminar of the year that could help you get filthy rich! 
 
Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet, Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act. Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism. 
 
Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner (D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur! 
 

Reviews

★★★★★ “An exceptional Edinburgh Fringe debut…with whip-smart precision” - The Stage
 
★★★★★ ‘Razor Sharp…hysterically funny satire of pink washing, capitalist greed and corporate absurdity” - The Skinny  
 
★★★★★ “Flawless physical performers with buckets of energy, perfectly in sync... always ready with a high camp, winky aside" - Ed Fest Mag
 
★★★★ “An anarchic delight” - The Scotsman
 
Selected as part of The Stage’s Fringe Five; theatre-makers who made the biggest impact.  

Additional Information

Age Recommendation: 16+  

Content Warning: This show contains flashing lights, haze, audience participation, strong language and scenes of a sexual nature.

Runtime: 60 mins

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Credits

Written, created and performed by: Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy
Directed By and Co Written with: Lucy Allan

Movement Director: Barry Fitzgerald 
Set Designer: Shahaf Beer
Lighting Design: Benny Goodman
Sound Design: Sarah Spencer
Produced by: Beth Sitek
TSM/Operator: Chuck SJ 

Leading Image: Corinne Cumming
Production Images: Andrew Perry

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